I feel so safe, now that John Ashcroft has set my mind at ease:
“The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved,” Ashcroft wrote in a five-page, handwritten letter to Bush.
Since the objective has been achieved, I’m sure we’ll now be seeing a dismantling of the Justice Department, the CIA and the Dept of Homeland Security. While we’re at it, why not get rid of the CIA, the armed forces and all local police departments. Amazing what you can accomplish in just 4 short years…
