Chris Rock says: “”You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’. Need I say more?”
(I actually found this one in my email a few days ago and clip-filed it for posting, but couldn’t find a reliable source for the quote. Still, it’s got that hyperbolically-funny-but-true Chris Rock vibe to it… and I needed a laugh.)
