This week’s Baltimore City Paper has a very clever parody of a Dr. Seuss story entitled The Great Go-Goop War.
Go-Goop! The thick, sticky underground soup
That pulsed in the plumbing and turned the Great Hoop!
‘Twas Go-Goop that kept the big rollers from rusting!
Go-Goop that kept all the up-thrusters thrusting!
Go-Goop! Fulfilling the Us-ers’ desire
To always go higher and higher and HIGHER. . . .
That pulsed in the plumbing and turned the Great Hoop!
‘Twas Go-Goop that kept the big rollers from rusting!
Go-Goop that kept all the up-thrusters thrusting!
Go-Goop! Fulfilling the Us-ers’ desire
To always go higher and higher and HIGHER. . . .
Not so much funny as true, like this week’s terrific installment of Get Your War On.
