Design #2242089566: It’s a feather duster that’s perfectly safe to use! It hums incessantly and floats in water.
Design #2862505537: It’s a strain of bacteria that boosts self-confidence! It flies like a rocket.
It’s the Prior-Art-O-Matic. Now all we need is some PHP scripts to automatically submit these to the US Patent & Trademark Office… (via JOHO)